Pakistan

The United States has called in the fake-leadership of Pakistan to fake-broker a fake-ceasefire between the United States and Iran. So that Iran could save some face and get some goodies and concessions. While United States appears to be answering the call of “peace.” All the while Pakistan was supposed to be allied to Saudi Arabia, an alliance which they have completely reneged. The cryptos running Pakistan are so giddy at seeing the Iranian cryptos that they welcomed them with aerial fireworks. Iran will be calling all the shots in the meeting. They are even directing American ships to change course! Since the American military is complying, and the collusion is now out in the open, the Phoenicians plan to immediately close all US bases in the Persian Gulf, literally gifting the Gulf and/or Hormuz to Iran. Because US ships being asked to pay tolls to the Iranians, or refusing to escort US-Western Commercial vessels would look awkward like open collusion with the Iranian regime. Additionally, if a US ship accidentally hits an Iranian mine or missile, it would be difficult to hide the collusion from the American public.

Maybe Gulf countries could flush these turds play a more constructive role in the future of Pakistan. Maybe they could offer instant asylum/residency to members of Imran Khan’s PTI and their families. Many members of the PTI have succumbed to the bullying of the military because their families have been jailed/tortured/threatened. Recall that Pakistani journalist Arshad Sharif got killed after a Gulf country denied him asylum.