High Weirdness at Versailles

What was signed at Versailles on 17th June 2026 has left everyone scratching their heads. For some context, the following illustration (not mine) is an apt summation of the situation:

Iran was literally annihilated. But this agreement is a lifeline being thrown at them, to resurrect them as an even bigger regional player. The citizenry of Iraq and Afghanistan are wondering why they were never offered such “agreements.” Meanwhile, Israel is feigning anger over the generous terms of the “agreement,” because if it didn’t, many would rightly assume they have some kind of collusion with Iran.

So how exactly did we come here? The Phoenicians have long been clamoring for a dialectical war between the Muslim countries of the Middle East and Israel and the West on the other side. To make things look less conspiratorial, they intend to throw in Russia and China in the fake opposition to the West. That’s the only way they will get back their Phoenicia.

If there is indeed going to be war with Israel in the future, then it would also be necessary for the Phoenicians to designate one Muslim country with a leadership role. Saudi Arabia under King Faisal had started taking position for such a role. The problem was that the Phoenicians were not deeply rooted in Saudi administration and elite circles. The Phoenicians are aware that the only way to control opposition is to lead it. It was too dangerous for a Sunni-Arab country to take up this role. What if they really ended up confronting and defeating Israel? It’s not as hard as it sounds.

The Phoenicians would obviously select the Muslim country which is most heavily compromised, a nation where Phoenicians not only ruled with beards and turbans for ages, but a place where they have even managed to distort Islamic theology to suit themselves. Historically, that prize goes to Safavid Iran, which till its very end, was being ruled by the ruling families of Byzantium cosplaying as Muslims.^[1]The Phoenicians are also deeply connected to Lebanon, which explains why the Shiites of Lebanon have been locked into an alliance with Iran….a very strange alliance given the fact that Iran does not even border Lebanon. Also note that Israel has no intention of “going Gaza” on Lebanon, and is actually backing out. After forcibly converting the population from Sunni Islam to Shiism, the Safavids cooked up a new variant of Shiism in which there was a religious bureaucracy, complete with an infallible religious head (like the Pope). As you can see, the Phoenicians prefer to “manage” religion, rather than letting people arrive at their own interpretations. In modern Iran you can also see parallels to the hypocrisy the Phoenicians indulged in Communist countries.

In Communist countries of east Europe, the Phoenicians made the general citizenry stand in lines for bread, and had them collect staples like potatoes from a conveyor belt. On the other hand, the Phoenician ruling elite had 24/7 access to secret, underground supermarkets, stashed with “Capitalist” Western foods and goods. The Phoenician ruling elite would be chauffeured in limousines like these, which even had their own dedicated lanes in Moscow. Whereas the plebs, if lucky enough, would get to drive this abomination.

In Iran, most youth end up being forcibly conscripted. But the children of the small crypto-Phoenician ruling elite based in Tehran and Isfahan get to attend Ivy League Western Universities, and even party wild. In Iran, girls and women have to follow a strict dress code, or risk being kidnapped and detained, or even worse. But the girls of the small crypto-Phoenician ruling elite have been photographed in bikini on Instagram, on the beaches of California.

Communist Soviet Union would claim to be an ally of all workers in the creation, just so that it could interfere everywhere. Iran pretends to be the head of not just all Shiites in the creation, but all Muslims in the creation. We have a Sunni religious Muslim state in Afghanistan, right next to Iran. Yet their religious leaders never try to grandstand as the leaders of all Sunnis in the creation.

In Communist countries, Phoenicians play out their jealous hatred of the middle class by keeping most people in abject poverty. In Iran, despite its plentiful oil reserves, there is not much of a middle class. Most of the oil revenue is spent on grandstanding abroad.

The irony is that Iran prior to the Revolution, was the most Westernized country in the Middle East. People found Shiism to be too dogmatic, and had quietly slipped it into the backseat. But after the Revolution, Usuli Shiism started being trumpeted by state officials as the new Performative Religion.

The Phoenicians were quick to float a similar Sunni movement in Arab countries, because Sunnis tend to be suspicious of Iran for the right reasons. They were hoping to topple the monarchies of all Arab States within a decade, and tie up these regions with the pan-Iran network. The Phoenicians miscalculated in assuming that these regions would always be backward and poor, because Muslims are supposedly “OK” with that.

But Iran never managed to export its “Revolution,” even to single other Middle Eastern country. Instead, many Gulf States grew phenomenally rich and powerful by opening their doors to Western industries, imports and exports. On the other hand, Iran burdened by sanctions, slipped into poverty, and its new generations started looking upon their religious heads as parasites. Instead of Iranian youth chanting for jihad against the Great Satan, they are more like “can you pls pls extend my Dubai visa pls pls?“

The Phoenicians have realized their mistake. Instead of setting up Iran as a “Liberator” for the region, they have instead created a pariah, which risks being overthrown by its own people. So now they want to give Iran an economic lifeline, by allowing it to tax ships using the Strait of Hormuz. Bear in mind that most of this maritime traffic comes from the economic growth of Gulf States, not Iran. The rulers of Gulf States are scratching their heads in disbelief as to why the Phoenicians won’t let them coexist. The answer can be found in the threat of Mike Huckabee, forcing them to choose between Israel or Iran.

You see, the Phoenicians don’t believe in co-existence. They cannot let Gulf States be economically viable, or be in a position to act as sovereign entities. They enabled Pakistan’s massive debt to the IMF because the “debt” in question acts a set of controls and levers for “managing” the political leadership of Pakistan.^[2]Up till a few years ago, Bangladesh had started overtaking India in terms of per capita income. But the latest coup comes with economic stagnation, and the IMF offering a free bonanza of debt, which will be used to control Bangladesh. They want similar controls over Gulf States. 

Going back to the Versailles of June 2026. Recall that Israeli political leadership was feigning anger and indignation over the freebies being given to Iran. Because had they not done so, everybody would see that they colluded with Trump to give Iran the Hormuz Straits. Isn’t that more plausible?

I personally never expected the US leadership to display such open collusion with Iran. This hints at desperation.

And speaking of Hormuz, the Phoenicians are so giddy with its closure hurting Gulf States that they are planning another Hormuz on the Red Sea. And this is what Israeli involvement in Somaliland is all about.^[3]If the Somalis want to avoid war in the region, they should rename Somaliland as Sharialand, and impose Sharia law, an excellent deterrent for Israelis. Soon enough, we will see Iran and Israel acting in tandem. One blocking the Strait of Hormuz and the other blocking the Red Sea! If USA is openly colluding with Iran right now, so will Israel (when the time comes).

In November 2025, the Economist Magazine launched its predictive cover of what was coming in 2026.

 

Just some of the few things I noticed:

• Note the container ship. It is not moving. 
• A satellite is peeping from above, clicking imagery. 
• A GPS way point is being used to direct drones and missiles. 
• The US dollar (Or Petrodollar?) is in ruins. 
• Iranian Civilization is rising?
• The 250th birthday of USA is being organized by Trump. The event turned out to be a low-turnout dud. And there were Israeli flags right next to the American ones, even though Israel did not exist 250 years ago. 
• The FIFA World Cup being organized. 
• A heat wave melting ice.
• Submarines launching missiles from under the ocean. Those missiles hitting Israel were from the depths of the Mediterranean.