Bibi No More?
The Internet is rife with theories that Netanyahu somehow died on 8th March 2026, in some kind of Iranian missile strike. I won’t get into them, but since this is a fully staged war, I doubt anything of that sort could happen. However, Netanyahu is desperately seeking some kind of exit strategy so that he won’t be burdened with fully justified claims of genocide in Gaza. He and his close ones would prefer to peacefully retire in their homeland. And maybe the Phoenicians are toying with AI to gauge public reaction. This would be a win-win for both parties. Muslim nations are noticing that Iran is a bit too intent to destroying Gulf countries, so this could serve as some much needed chutzpah for them too. Suggested funeral track: “Bibi don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.”
Speaking of genocide, Israel isn’t done yet. They are coming next for Lebanon. This would be quite the contradiction since Lebanon is Phoenicia proper. The problem is that when the Phoenicians created modern Lebanon, they had to pander to many local groups, as well as Christians from all over the Arab world to populate it. Now they want to task Israel with getting rid of several unwanted groups so that they can rebuild it anew. That is why USA is building the mother-of-all-embassies in Beirut (They will be improvising/directing the conflict). There is additional confirmation in the fact that many provinces of Canada have had their publicly funded Healthcare Systems mass-recruit pharmacists and doctors from Lebanon a few months back. They actually went into Lebanon, recruiting them, and fast-tracking their immigration. They have learnt from Gaza that having medics among the target population prevents genocide.
