Iran War Update

Friendly reminder on why we have this war going on.

The Phoenicians are greatly disturbed by the possibility of strong Gulf nation-states developing in the region. They would rather have a bunch of failed states like Libyas, Cubas, Yemens, Iraqs and Lebanons in the region instead. So they called in their local regional bully, Iran, who was being secretly assisted by another faraway bully China. We now know that China was supplying rocket fuel via tankers. And now that the straight of Hormuz is closed, they are using the Silk Road. And they are also airlifting all sorts of high-tech equipment via cargo flights. 

Coincidentally, the Phoenicians are also waging war on the Palestinians and the Lebanese. And they have duped many Gulf nations into an alliance with Israel. This leaves Iran as the sole military supporter of the Palestinians and the Lebanese, a big regional boost for its legitimacy in the Gulf region. 

But look closer. Instead of lobbing its missiles and rockets at Israel and Western military targets, only a fraction of “Iranian” (if they are indeed Iranian) missiles are hitting Israel. The majority of them were showered on the energy and economic infrastructure of Gulf countries! And until two days ago, there were plans to casually gift the entire Persian Gulf to the Iranians by allowing them to set up some kind of toll booth at Hormuz. Recall that the majority of commercial traffic on this route is the result of the economies of Gulf countries, not sleepy Iran, which didn’t care to develop much of an economy for its own citizens. 

At the same time, Israel pulled a massive Oye-Vey on Gulf countries by feigning air strikes on Iran and providing AI-CGI as proof. For example, Brigadier General Hassan Hassanzadeh, Commander of the IRGC in Tehran Province, was claimed to have been assassinated by Israel. But here he is on 12th April 2026, seen on the back of a motorcycle participating in pro-regime rallies. Most of the IRGC leadership is still intact, with the more prominent ones taking an extended vacation in China or Russia. For this to happen, there has to be some kind collusion between Israel, the United States, Western media, Russia, China and the Iranian regime. And this can only be explained by the presence of crypto-Phoenicians in all of these entities. And this is how they gang up on newly emerging powers.