Hormuz Update: Kamikaze Dolphins!

During World War II, the US Navy and the US Air Force sunk a total of 611 Japanese warships, 2117 Japanese merchant ships and 175 German U-Boats. Officially USA claims to have sunk around 155 Iranian ships so far. Now the Iranian Navy is left with tiny little motorboats, about as powerful as high-end jet-skis.
Suddenly the US Navy/Air Force has cold feet. They are now worried about Iran’s fake nuclear weapons, and…..hold your breath……..Kamikaze Dolphins! That is intended for the folks who bought up fake moon landings and the fake 9/11.
In other related news,
- A US Congressman (who coincidentally happens to be of Lebanese origin) wants to re-manufacture parts for the F-14 Tomcats. Coincidentally, only the Iranian Air Force is hanging on to these dinosaurs.
- Around 2nd May 2026, an American USAF C-17 Transport plane was photographed in Beijing, right next to an Iranian plane. Did a load swap take place?
- A yacht belonging to Putin’s aid sailed right through the US “blockade.”
- Iranian oil tankers are sailing through the blockade to China. Some have been discovered to have been spoofing their locations and ports of origin to get through. It seems they claim to be Iraqi tankers when leaving. And when returning, they pretend to be heading to an Iraqi port. This is necessary to keep Iranian oil wells active. Because oil wells dry up when not in use.
- China seems to have stockpiled oil well in advance of the Hormuz crisis.
- Iran was using a Chinese satellite to spy and attack US bases in the Middle East.
- On the other hand, Afghanistan is being blackballed by China and even USA (via Pakistan) for refusing to hand over Uyghur refugees to China.

While clueless Americans may not figure out, USA is quietly offering its Gulf Allies to the Iran-Russia-China axis, like some Phoenician priest sacrificing an infant to Moloch. And Israel’s “alliance” with these Gulf Allies is also a part of this conspiracy. On one hand, this alliance has robbed the leadership of these Gulf Nations of their legitimacy, which will haunt them in the near future. On the other hand, some higher sections of Israeli military and intelligence have been caught collaborating with Iran. To quote,
Over 50 indictments have been filed against Israeli citizens for spying for Iran since October 2023, Mondoweiss revealed in a report.
And those were just the Israelis clumsy and careless enough to get caught. Yes of course, Israel is also on the receiving end of Iranian missiles, but those are just a fraction of what is being fired at Gulf countries. Don’t forget the Kurds of Iraq. They have received a huge (but unpublicized) number of missiles and drones, with love from the “Islamic” Republic of Iran. Recall that over the last few centuries, Imperial Western Powers, and later the American Military-Industrial Complex were obsessed with destroying the Kurds. Iran has quietly slipped into their shoes when they lost grip over the region. Yes, Iran is run by the same folks.
In other strange news, we have many Western countries, who aren’t even dependent on oil from the Strait of Hormuz, jacking up oil prices to force people to switch to electric cars. That would help Elon Musk, who is being forced to save the Cybertruck by having SpaceX place huge orders for it.

Oil Refineries not even in the conflict zone are suddenly facing strange accidents.


























