Missile Chutzpah

When missiles impact, they more or less disintegrate to smithereens, making it literally impossible to figure out who made them, and by extension, who launched them.

Welcome to the first episode of Whose Missile is it Anyways?

The Phoenicians have accomplished three things in the Middle East.

Firstly, They have built up Iran as some kind of counter to bully Sunni-Arab states, in particular, the powerful Gulf nations.

Secondly, they have managed to dupe the powerful Gulf nations into stepping into the wrong side of history, by siding with the pariah nation of Israel. This will later allow the Phoenicians to stir unrest and fake revolutions in these countries. The Phoenicians have limited hold over some of these countries, which is why they are so obsessed with them. While these monarchies are not perfect, they have nevertheless, in a short span of time, and facing the harshest of physical environments, managed to leapfrog into the first world, a feat Iran^[1]Most Iranians are extremely poor. I have seen some migrate to the slums of India to escape mandatory conscription. and Russia^[2]Russia produces more oil than Saudi Arabia, but only a fraction of the revenue goes towards increasing the human development of Russians. The oligarchs take care of the rest. can only dream of.

Thirdly, the Phoenicians have managed to greatly reduce Western dependency on oil from Gulf countries, not just by propping up oil production elsewhere, but by also forcing people into electric cars, and subsidizing electric car charging infrastructure at taxpayer dime, while inflating the cost of diesel and gasoline.^[3]The current war has seen the prices of oil jump even in Western nations that are self-sufficient in producing their own quotas. This also coincides with their parallel agenda of reducing citizen mobility in countries they dominate, as electric cars always need to be tied to a charging grid because of their limited range. Increasing the range of electric cars makes them insanely expensive, which also fits into the Phoenician agenda of pushing people into public transport. If this was really about curtailing pollution, they would have built Hydrogen fueling networks for Hydrogen-powered cars.^[4]Toyota is still offering a Hydrogen-powered car with a generous offer of free Hydrogen. But the Hydrogen fueling network remains limited to California because the Phoenicians don’t want to involve governments in its development on a national level. Insanely efficient diesel engines would have also been developed further if pollution was a legit issue (They were mysteriously dropped in favor of electric-only motors).

With these three notable accomplishments, the Phoenicians are slowly abandoning Gulf nations to Iran, Russia^[5]Although Russia is not directly involved in the latest war because the Ukrainians have preoccupied them. If the free world were to gift even 2% of their GDP to Ukrainian soldiers, that would in my opinion, be fully justified. and China, all of which are also their horrendous creations.

The problem is that USA has too many bases in the region, and if Iran were to go full throttle, they would end up in a confrontation with USA. There is also the chance that an accidental attack on a US base, accompanied by loss of life, which could sway public opinion against Iran, and invite retaliation against them. The Phoenicians can’t afford to have any of that. They want to project Iran as a new force to reckon with. And I have long been arguing that they are deliberately dragging their feet when it comes to Iran. Of course, Trump appears to be fumbling and bumbling. But that is all part of the act.

They want to project Iran as a new force to reckon with.

Compare this recent war with Iran with the war against the Taliban.

In the war against the Taliban, they converted two of the tallest buildings in New York into giant smoking bongs just to get the whole nation on board with that war. This required building hollow towers in New York, and planting Al Qaida in Afghanistan decades in advance. Iran gets none of that vilifying, despite the fact that Al Qaida’s mastermind is hiding in Iran. To the contrary, many establishment-linked talking heads are talking of Iran as some kind of new savior of the Middle East.

Miles Mathis and some of the contributors to his website have long argued that nuclear weapons don’t exist, and after doing my own research, I have concurred and never looked back.

In the case of Iran, there was a fake nuclear weapons program to create some kind of fake-deterrence against external attack. They were perpetually six months away from acquiring nuclear weapons. Because claiming to have nuclear weapons while openly opposing Israel would create complications. People would get suspicious as to why Western countries were dragging their feet when it came to attacking a country which openly called for the destruction of Israel.

Israel also had a whole array of fake nuclear weapons. And this was the assure all those duped into migrating and settling there that there was nothing to worry about.

But now people across the world are waking up.

People in Iran would one day ask why weren’t the nuclear weapons launched when Israel supposedly killed their Ayatollah. The former citizens of Israel, after its destruction, would ask why why weren’t the nuclear weapons launched when Israel was in its last throes. The citizenry of both countries would like to know where the billions that went towards these trinkets actually ended up (More Pedo islands?). And now we see the current war taking care of that. Iran is now completely absolved of nuclear weapons because Israel supposedly attacked its nuclear weapons production facilities. And vice versa, Iran supposedly attacked Dimona, and even managed to wipe out all the Israeli scientists huddled together in its vicinity in the middle of the night. So no hard questions for these “scientists” in the future.

Now lets focus on that missile that hit the Dimona Nuclear Facility in Israel. We are assured its an Iranian missile.

The problem is that if Iran is flinging all these missiles at Israel, they would have to traverse across Iraq and Syria, and sometimes Jordan. All of these nations have their own Air Defence systems. And Syria and Jordan would definitely give Israel advance warnings if they failed to intercept these missiles. 

To make things more unbelievable, one of these “Iranian drones” managed to not only traverse Israel but also leapfrogged across the Mediterranean to attack a British base on the island of Cyprus! Another base at Diego Garcia, way south in the Indian Ocean (and where US bombers fuel up) supposedly escaped an “Iranian missile.” To get an idea of how far it is from Iran, you can see this map below.^[6]The New York Times provides some additional commentary here. 

Do you get the picture? US leadership can’t just abandon the Middle East to Iran by pulling out of their bases. They can however, claim “Oh noes it’s raining missiles” and therefore they have no option but to leave. This would also give Iran some much awaited cred in the region. Iran is already reaping enormous cred for the token missile strikes on Israel, without which it would look painfully obvious that Iran has been tasked with bullying Gulf countries only.

But are these missiles really being launched from Iran? Or from submarines in the Mediterranean? 

On 21st March 2026, a Turkish person based in North Cyprus managed to video (Backup link in case they take it down) an unidentified submarine launching missiles from the depths of  the Mediterranean Sea.^[7]But would Israel (or whatever runs it) be complicit in pulling an Oye-Vey on its own citizenry? They have done so very recently in 2023, when Israeli helicopters were found to be gunning down participants of a music festival, and destroying hundreds of cars in “friendly fire.” The theory is that the “soldiers” involved in that op were exclusively Lithuanian non-Jews.