CLOTSHOT NOW MANDATORY AT DAL!
As of August 25th 2021, plebs need to get the clotshot to enter the Dal campus. Rumour has it that Cabal operatives don’t have to worry because they get the certificates with a phone call. As an alternative, they say you may get tested twice a week but the test involves a rather annoying nasal swab, not a common-sense saliva slab as done elsewhere in the world. Is Dal really worth a 60% chance of blood clots? On the plus...

























